~ WANTED ~

The Dirty Rotten Dozen

Cooked or Alive

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Hardboiled

Harry

Fried

Freddy

Scrambled

sammy

Benedict

Benny

Poached

Petey

Coddled

Corrigan

Deviled

Danny

Pickled

PaulIe

Frankie

Frittata

Fuzzy

Florentine

STuffed

Stuey

Pepe rancheros

Eggy Yolk and

the Dirty Rotten Dozen

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Life for the oval citizens of Eggville is generally sunny-side-up until the day Farmer Gregg rides into town, cracked and leaking badly.  He warns Sheriff Eggy Yolk that Hardboiled Harry and his notorious gang, The Dirty Rotten Dozen, are responsible and are on their way to take over Eggville!

Sheriff Eggy asks for deputies, but the terrified TOWNSYOLK  just scrambled away. Completely abandonded, the brave sheriff must face the despicable DESPEREGGOS alone, and what happened next is a true American YOLKTALE.

Combining humor with an important message,
Eggy Yolk will delight parents and children alike.  Together they will discover an abundance of clever puns and wordlplay as Sheriff Eggy uses his quick wit, self-reliance, and raw courage to outsmart the rotten eggs.

Eggy Yolk and all of Eggville's colorful characters are EGGSCEPTIONALLY  captured by the quirky, engaging illustrations that will captivate and crack up audiences of all ages.

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How do they take an injured egg off the field?

(They carton him off!)

 

What position does an egg play in baseball?

(The designated batter!)

 

What day of the week does an egg fear the most?

(Fryday!)

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