Eggy Yolk
And The Dirty Rotten Dozen
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About SHERIFF Eggy Yolk
EGGY YOLK is the new sheriff of Eggville. He has a cool head, a keen eye, and a razor sharp wit—even in the face of danger! Eggy is an only child—son to Eggward & Eggwina Yolk. Eggy loves to read on just about any subject and one could say he's sort of an egghead. He also loves to sing and play his YOLKELELE and wears a big ten-gallon hat that proudly displays his official USDA badge. Eggy took an oath to protect and serve the citizens of Eggville and nothing is more important to him. He never judges others and believes it’s what’s on the inside that counts.
EGGY'S VALUES: INTEGGRITY, HONESTY, LOYALTY, RESPONSIBILITY & COURAGE.
He’s a GOOD EGG!
Ballad of Eggy Yolk
HE'S THE STUFF OMELETS ARE MADE OF
BUT NOTHIN' 'BOUT HIM'S CHEESY
IF HE SCRAMBLES WITH A ROTTEN EGG
HE'LL FLIP HIM OVER EASY
HE'S NOT A YELLA-BELLY
OR A FANCY HORS D'OEUVRE
HE'S JUST A GOOD EGG
WHO TOOK AN OATH TO SERVE
EGGY YOLK!
Joe reads
The Ballad of Eggy Yolk
