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How do they take an injured egg off the field?

(They carton him off!)

 

What position does an egg play in baseball?

(The designated batter!)

 

What day of the week does an egg fear the most?

(Fryday!)

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Eggy Yolk and the Dirty Rotten Dozen

About SHERIFF Eggy Yolk

EGGY YOLK is the new sheriff of Eggville.  He has a cool head, a keen eye, and a razor sharp wit—even in the face of danger! Eggy is an only child—son to Eggward & Eggwina Yolk. Eggy loves to read on just about any subject  and one could say he's sort of an egghead.  He also loves to sing and play his YOLKELELE and wears a big ten-gallon hat that proudly displays his official USDA badge. Eggy took an oath to protect and serve the citizens of Eggville and nothing is more important to him.  He never judges others and believes it’s what’s on the inside that counts.

 

EGGY'S VALUES: INTEGGRITY, HONESTY, LOYALTY, RESPONSIBILITY & COURAGE.

 

He’s a GOOD EGG!

Ballad of Eggy Yolk

HE'S THE STUFF OMELETS ARE MADE OF

BUT NOTHIN' 'BOUT HIM'S CHEESY

IF HE SCRAMBLES WITH A ROTTEN EGG

HE'LL FLIP HIM OVER EASY

HE'S NOT A YELLA-BELLY

OR A FANCY HORS D'OEUVRE

HE'S JUST A GOOD EGG

WHO TOOK AN OATH TO SERVE

EGGY YOLK!

Joe reads

The Ballad of Eggy Yolk

The Ballad of Eggy Yolk
Sheriff Eggy Yolk