Ballad of Eggy Yolk

HE'S THE STUFF OMELETS ARE MADE OF

BUT NOTHIN' 'BOUT HIM'S CHEESY

IF HE SCRAMBLES WITH A ROTTEN EGG

HE'LL FLIP HIM OVER EASY

HE'S NOT A YELLA-BELLY

OR A FANCY HORS D'OEUVRE

HE'S JUST A GOOD EGG

WHO TOOK AN OATH TO SERVE

EGGY YOLK!

Joe reads

The Ballad of Eggy Yolk

Sheriff Eggy Yolk